Sober Strategies

"Okay, Soldier, mein freund. Look at me. Everybody's getting their lederhosen in a twist over this but I swear this is - Soldier, look at me, I NEED you, I need you for this! In tomorrow's match, when you are to rocket-jump at mid, I'm going to run Quickfix - SOLDIER, LOOK AT ME PLEASE - and I will *BURP* Ubersaw Garden the other Medic and kill him."
"...I think you've had enough, Doc."

Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son.

I'm back from vacation so I'll be getting back to work ASAP on my Saxxy entry as well as other things that need to be attended to. For now, have an inebriated 6s team at Chili's Sunshine Cafe. 

Also, speaking of 6v6, a giant superteam lost last month for the first time in a long time in ESEA Invite. I made a video about that which you can see here! (I'll probably upload the wallpapers later.)