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"MEDIC!"
"Um, Soldier, in case you haven't noticed, having that pickaxe out means even if I point mein Medigun at you YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAL, DUMMKOPF!"

A response to somebody who liked my Pocket Soldier from this 6v6 picture on Tumblr: uberchain.tumblr.com/post/8875…

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:iconlofis07a:
lofis07a Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What if hes burning/bleeding and is out of ammo in Every gun :3
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist
There's a small ammo and health pack before he jumped down, he would have grabbed that - if not there's a small ammo and health pack next to him to the right under the 2nd cap point. I know this map pretty well. :lol:
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:iconnestiebot:
NestieBot Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
LOL
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:iconjohnjohnny16:
JohnJohnny16 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
My skill is wasted on zis team!
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:icondamonbomb-inc:
DamonBomb-Inc Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student General Artist
no it's "My zkill is vasted on zis team"
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:iconjohnjohnny16:
JohnJohnny16 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
True
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:iconreviewer556:
Reviewer556 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
i hate those axes that blocks healing... ._.
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:iconbeadyeyedgirl:
BeadyEyedGirl Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this!
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:iconruslancodelyoko:
RuslanCodeLyoko Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Getting out of ammo with gunboats in a nutshell.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist
Sounds about right. :lol:
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:iconsozo-teki:
Sozo-Teki Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Which is why i never use those two Pickaxes, I have my trust wide range Disciplinary Action. Who needs to run fast or do more damage when you can whip your foes, your team mates and even the medics...huehuehue-PUNISHMENT- 
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist
Pickaxe for 6v6 is common because aside from the Disciplinary Action being restricted, it's a necessity for a Pocket Soldier rollout. What happens is that when the match starts and a countdown of 5 seconds is given, both the Demo and the Pocket Soldier jump forward closer to the door. While the Demo is being healed first, the Pocket Soldier is healed last as he proceeds to pull out the Escape Plan so he can faster ahead of everybody while Medic buffs up the two Scouts and the Roamer Soldier. Then, around the second point or before mid, the Pocket Soldier puts away the Escape Plan to get healed by his Medic. :)
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Sozo-Teki Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
If i were to play 6v6, I think I would go demo or scout, because well...my gameplay as soldier, you could say i am mostly a roamer, asides from the crazy triple jumps, and airbombing it would fit me for that title. However I am interested in the 6v6 if I can get a season of HL out of the way
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Trust-Is-Holy Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this happens to me ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!

Never play medic with faggot soldiers around, i tell you. It makes you wanna rage-quit .-.

'yeah I dare ya, rage quit! c'mon make us both happy! '
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist
That's why you heal the Heavy, at least they're a bigger meatshield if Demos and Soldiers aren't reliable. :lol:
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Trust-Is-Holy Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just never play medic unless im playing with my buddy. and then he goes pyro, and we pwn the entire server with a k/d ratio of 59/1 for both of us XDDDDD
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:iconchips13:
Chips13 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
I mostly ply Medic, when Solly's took out that pickaxe AND pressing E I'm so mad.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Most have been better about taking out another weapon when they see a Medic when they realize they can't call for Medics as much anymore. 
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:iconchips13:
Chips13 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Thank goodness

This reminds me, I pulled the Equalizer once (although accidentally) - while Ubercharged. We lost the match. The Medic was rightfully furious. After that I subtituted the darned pickaxe with the pan.

I guess all the Sollies who pulled the pickaxe on me when I play Medic is a payback of some sort.
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:iconstabkamay:
stabkamay Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
FAEK 
U CANNOT CALL FOR A MADIC WHEN UR EQUIPPD WITH-oh nevermind I read the description.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist
god bless literacy
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:iconpseudonoobda:
PseudonoobDA Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
The Medic's line was perfect to yell because I was angry when I saw this.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank God people still read descriptions. :lol:
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:icongameking122:
GAMEKING122 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014   Digital Artist
DUMMKOPFS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
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:icongameking122:
GAMEKING122 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 20, 2014   Digital Artist
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)  --> (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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:iconsanteon:
Santeon Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
such a derpy face on the medic i love it, ahahah
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist
This Medic is like "YOU PUT THAT GODDAMN PICKAXE AWAY". Thanks!
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:iconrandom101man:
Random101Man Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats the thing I like about the Soldier, and about the picture in particular.

Even when he is at his bravest, he can be somewhat moronic. But neither-less, he is the bravest one on the team.

And man, being the medic can be a hard metal breaking task with all those shouts for "Medic!"

But it is rewarding to be the Man (or woman if you changed your skin to the female model) Of Medicine!
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist
As a Medic main, I can confirm this. Glad you like the picture! :D
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:iconrandom101man:
Random101Man Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your are very welcome uberchain.
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:iconbalin84:
Balin84 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
As someone who plays almost exclusively Medic, thank you. Now if only they could code it so every time you press E while holding one of those stupid pickaxes you'd hear a very loud "DUMMKOPF!"...
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist
I don't know if Soldiers are able to call for a Medic anymore with an axe out, I'll probably figure it out tomorrow in my 6s match. Either way, it's impossible to heal these people anyway, even with a crossbow. :XD:
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