Cranky Little Courier

So I threw something together in SFM one day and decided to call this random freak the Mail Fairy. She's underpaid and overworked although not exactly good at her job, and is responsible for delivering your daily doses of TF2 messages, new items that you've received/bought/want to give to someone, or if you've got something to say to somebody but you don't want to because either they're far away or they're really strong assholes. You better pay her when she needs to run you a service, or else she's gonna cause trouble for you.

If I knew how to GMoD I would definitely find a clip of somebody saying MAIL'S HERE MOTHERFUCKERS (which I would love to name my Postal Pummeler if not for the fact I like saving Name Tags for my Stranges) and use that as her catchphrase when things are going down or when she falls onto you from the sky to give you your daily mail.

In terms of weapons, I picture Ms. Mail Fairy here having two haxxed Wingers that can combine a la Panty & Stocking weapon fusion into an OP reskinned reskin I have of this particular Scattergun: [link]

Reblog Hurr: [link]
Femscout Model from Plasmid