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[AFD Joke] Touch My Gun by uberchain [AFD Joke] Touch My Gun by uberchain
Pampered from the Tzars of Mother Russia, Lady Aleksandra "Sascha" Anastasia Ludmila is en route to an arranged marriage in Moscow when a sudden crit causes the messenger to drop her crate into rough and dangerous seas. Washed up on the shores of paradise, she awakens to find herself in the powerful arms of a brawn, bronze, and handsome Russian beast who claims the astonished Gattling gun as his own.

Click here for a sneak peek at this thrilling and scandalous romance, "Touch my Gun"!


april fool's derp

Reblog Hurr: [link]
Shirtless Models from Rebbacus
Reference: [link] and a bunch more Fabio novels
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:iconmariex911x:
Mariex911x Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD that made my day!
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist
Glad it did! :lol:
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:iconmariex911x:
Mariex911x Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^^
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:iconsaurus10:
saurus10 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My reaction from thumbnail:
I'm a sax man!
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:iconsainttheking:
SaintTheKing Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Artist
And now we go back to "All my sandviches."
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist
What happens when Scout tries to get involved? FIND OUT AT 10 PM EST TONIGHT!
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:iconsainttheking:
SaintTheKing Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconmonochorit:
Monochorit Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Heavy:Kiss me
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist
Sascha: DA
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:iconmonochorit:
Monochorit Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
*Kiss*
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:iconladyrhianwriter:
LadyRhianwriter Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Wow, that's one Heavy dose of Romance!
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconpatrickiloveyouplz:
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:iconladyrhianwriter:
LadyRhianwriter Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
:D
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:iconbluetigress94:
BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
...But...what will the Medic say?
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconarghmedicplz:
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:iconbluetigress94:
BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha, I can see the sequel now :3
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:iconsomario300:
Somario300 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
This is where sascha's ''Erotic'' carreer started...
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
Book #4 in the "Touch my Gun" saga: "Steak Dinner". What happens when the Scout tries to seduce Sascha?
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:iconsomario300:
Somario300 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Dude! Don't spoil that! I'm only at book #2!
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:iconnazothedark8756:
nazothedark8756 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
this is... very disturbing...
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
DA :iconheavyderpplz:
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:iconchloe-white:
chloe-white Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Yeah, the cover guys on these novels are usually this big... :D Btw, i've known Nope.avi for ever but this is the first time i actually got transferred to it from somewhere. Never forget
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
I am most proud of dis :iconspyderpplz:
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:iconharmonicaguy48:
harmonicaguy48 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I love this so much! You deserve a medal for the wonderous majesty that is this image.


Also, I'd ship that.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconheavyplz: :iconsays3plz: Many thanks! As for Sascha and I, no baby man can truly separate us!
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:iconneo-zander:
Neo-Zander Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfacepalmplz:...:iconwtfisthisplz:


... nice use of the Brutal Boufallaunt though... I will never be able to wear it again :|
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
TRADE ME ;P
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
OMG XD
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
Exactly the reaction I wanted.
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Filmographer
HA! :D going to watch you now cause I love your SFMs :3
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Thank you so much! :)
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:icontakarasasylum:
TakarasAsylum Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Heavy: The Russian Fabio.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconheavyplz: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY - ROMANCE NOVEL COVER MODEL!
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:iconparsat:
Parsat Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013   Writer
:lmao:
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
:bow:
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:iconthi2tl3:
Thi2tl3 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my WAIFU. :iconheavyisokwiththisplz:
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconburdsplz:
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:iconthi2tl3:
Thi2tl3 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
:iconheavyisamazed:
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:iconfightking:
fightking Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The sequel involves Sandvich.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconheavyisastonished:

SCANDALOUS

:iconheavyderpplz:
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:iconfightking:
fightking Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:)
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:iconstormerrr96:
Stormerrr96 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
A touching story....About a man...and his gun, it will make you Cry and feel emotions like never before
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
Bloodlust perhaps being one of them.
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:iconstormerrr96:
Stormerrr96 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
quite Possibly
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:iconsuperwolf15:
superwolf15 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
:XD:
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:icongentlemanlysoldier:
GentlemanlySoldier Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
No man can stop the love between heavy and his gun. Amazing work on this.
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
Thank you! :)
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SirBobJones Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I would read it every day for the rest of my life.

you are the only person who got me today
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:iconuberchain:
uberchain Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist
LEGIT? I thought people on my Steam list who saw me opening up "Team Fortress 3" would be the only time I fool anyone today! :D
i'd probably read it too cough
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